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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 6495 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY