join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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