join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY