join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Astral Projections Made: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY