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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7558 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.
you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.
we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.
join now or forever hold your pickaxe.
