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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1222 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9396 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 434 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.