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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5578 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Enchantments Applied: | 202 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 385 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Ores Mined: | 7601 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.