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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2099 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Mines Excavated: | 2519 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.