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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2275 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.