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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 448 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.