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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9618 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 312 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.