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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9406 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8923 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.