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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9920 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 208 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
join us and say goodbye to anxiety and depression cuz who needs real friends when u have a whole virtual world to explore? plus, our server is so lit that u won’t even notice ur neck pain from staring at the screen for hours on end.
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so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.