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EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

DataMineCraft

cars, consumer protection, data collection, data harvesting, data privacy awareness, data privacy concerns, data privacy issues, data privacy laws, data privacy protection, data privacy regulations, data privacy rights, data security, data selling, data usage, DataMineCraft, digital privacy, personal information, PHONES, privacy, Technology, tvs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

GasCraftEU FineBlock

compliance, due diligence law, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, EU, Europe, FineBlock, fines, gas supplies, GasCraftEU, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, Natural Gas, qatar, sanctions, supply chain, Trade

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	849458
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!

VoltaicMC

Community Builds, custom models, Discord, Greylist, imgur, java, Minecraft, new biomes, Player Base, player events, Safe, server address, Server Website, smp, Survival, trade economy, trustworthy, Version, Voicechat, VoltaicMC, worldwide

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	226	Dragons Tamed:	1

Info
Version	1.21.4
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?
A 1.21.4 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks
Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic
100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players
Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the server address: play.voltaicmc.com

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join.

Q: Can I explore the server before applying for membership?

A: Yes, the server has a Greylist feature that allows you to login and look around before applying for membership.

Q: Are griefing, stealing, and insults allowed on the server?

A: No, mutual respect of fellow players is expected, and griefing, stealing, and insults are not allowed.

Q: What is the custom resource pack used on the server?

A: The server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, but it does not override your own resource pack if you have one.

Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

1.20.6, american culture, arrest, CHARGE, consequences, criminal justice, criminal record, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal trouble, Mania, mugshot, mugshot publication, Muricans, personal responsibility, public shame, reputation, social media backlash

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7522
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

blobby, chestnuts, chestnutters, christmas eve, Christmas nuts, CHUBBY, chubby characters, chubby furs, Edition, fetishy, Furry, furry community, Furs, Gay, Gay Furry, gchub, hyperfat, IRL images, male characters, mfat, Minecraft, nuts, NUTTY, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

SibCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, adult siblings, emergency funds, Fairness, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial accountability, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial help, financial struggles, financial support, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, rent assistance, Repayment, Selfishness, Server, SibCraft, sibling relationships

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	277

Are you tired of being the family ATM? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without worrying about financially irresponsible siblings asking for handouts. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to endless fun and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will trade you diamonds for your unwanted family heirlooms. So come join us and leave your financial woes behind!

BroGfNoThxLivingHere

Boundaries, BroGfNoThxLivingHere, brothers girlfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family dynamics, Frustration, household chores, household harmony, Housekeeping, hygiene, living arrangements, living situation, mutual respect, noise disturbance, personal space, pet behavior, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1781	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of living with a messy brother and his lazy girlfriend! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course). No more paper-thin walls and awkward encounters, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!

CozyCreeper SMP

blooming flowers, calming music, childhood memories, comfort, Cozy, CozyCreeper, crackling fireplace, Familiar, favorite book, fresh baked cookies, gentle rain, homey, nature sounds, Nostalgia, Peaceful, Relaxation, smp, soft blankets, soothing, Tranquility, warmth

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Votes:	9511
Star Shards Collected:	208	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where diamonds fall from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyChristmasWish

celebration, christmas, CraftyChristmasWish, decorations, dreams, family, Festive, gift, Gratitude, Happiness, holiday, Hope, joy, Kindness, love, miracles, Peace, Presents, Santa Claus, Season, Tree, wish

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you dreaming of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your wildest Christmas wishes come true!

Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.

But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.

So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?

Open Chronicles Roleplay

{Crafting & Items}, Applications, backstory, character creation, Chronicles, Cooking, discord server, Farming, Furniture, getting started, ideas, main page, models, Open, Personality, Races, Roleplay, Server Rules, Skills, Smithing, Staff, ticket, Verification

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Join and tell your story.

This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…

Races

Race	Description
Elves
Humans
Scyrtans	An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands…
Thrumdier	An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range…
Yudh	Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands…
Zamin-Sada	Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk…

Mechanics

Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.

Join Now!

Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.

Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.

Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.

Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.

Play!

EmpireCraft 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, 100th LL showdown, Android, appstore, EmpireCraft, Hotfix 6.0.2, Ios, Old but Gold Titles, Omens of Destruction DLC, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Stuff1d6chan, Sunset Invasion Edition, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Emeralds Found:	5005
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	173
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like a total war but with blocks and creepers? It’s like Sunset Invasion Edition but with more chaos and explosions. Join now for the 100th LL showdown where you can battle it out with other players in epic warhammer style battles.

We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.

And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?

This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Roman Empire Minecraft SMP

charlotte flair, Cody Rhodes, Dominik Mysterio, Empire, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, professional wrestling, rematch central, repetitive booking, rey mysterio, rhea ripley, Román, Roman Reigns, Sami Zayn, smp, Sports Entertainment, Wrestlemania 41, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling rivalries, wrestling storylines, wwe

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Love Letters Sent:	16	Crops Grown:	6038
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Items Found:	7521
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring matches on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Roman vs Cody in an epic wrestling showdown every week! Witness Sami vs Kevin in a never-ending rivalry that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t miss Charlotte vs Rhea in a battle for the ages that will leave you speechless. But that’s not all, we also have Rey vs Dominik in a father-son feud that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft SMPs. Wrestlemania 41 on our server is not just a rematch central, it’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you coming back for more. So join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

LoungeWearUpgrade

advice, athletic shorts, baseball team, boxers, brother, college, college stress, community college, dorm life, family, Friends, loungewear, LoungeWearUpgrade, PAJAMAS, peer pressure, Protective, sibling dynamics, socializing, teasing, underwear, university transfer

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who prefer to game in their tighty-whities!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.

Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!

DisturbedPixel – Minecraft SMP

creepy, dark web, digital shockwaves, DisturbedPixel, Disturbing, disturbing images, disturbing stories, disturbing videos, disturbing websites, graphic content, HORRIFYING, internet, internet horrors, internet trauma, messed up, Minecraft, ONLINE, online atrocities, online horror, online nightmares, Shocking.., smp, violent

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7248	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy sh*t I saw on this Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a whole new level of insanity! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO!” And then they landed in a pool of lava and somehow survived! It was wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!

And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3