CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

arrogance, Controversies, Corruption, Country, CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment, criticism, culture, discrimination, EMBARRASSMENT, Government, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, scandals, shameful, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6942
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	776016
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Crops Grown:	1641

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Dreamerz Network is one of the best and the fastest growing networks available with 5000+ members. Our server has no lag, 24/7 online, 2 gamemodes which are LifeSteal & Survival, and much more! We literally have everything you can be looking for, Try us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Towns Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1131
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Crops Grown:	6602
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Emeralds Found:	4730	Falling into the Void:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	242

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

PokéLeague is a unique way to experience the existing pixelmon genre in an entirely different way, we provide story-based driven content as well as plain survival pixelmon as you are used to with many cool, unique, exciting features and amazing builds to go along with that made by our building & development team.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5961	Mines Excavated:	1807
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.