CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

arrogance, Controversies, Corruption, Country, CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment, criticism, culture, discrimination, EMBARRASSMENT, Government, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, scandals, shameful, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5163
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crops Grown:	5029	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3480	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Potions Brewed:	101
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	5880
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1977	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	244324
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Enchantments Applied:	236	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Potions Brewed:	65	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!