CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

arrogance, Controversies, Corruption, Country, CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment, criticism, culture, discrimination, EMBARRASSMENT, Government, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, scandals, shameful, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Animals Bred:	18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1934	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Farms Harvested:	312
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Farms Harvested:	449

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	293
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2238
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.