CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

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Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Divine Spears Created:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	100	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mines Excavated:	3192	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Zombie Dances:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6274

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	628
Dragon Eggs Found:	2388	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crops Grown:	8000	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dimension Hops:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	163	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!