CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

arrogance, Controversies, Corruption, Country, CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment, criticism, culture, discrimination, EMBARRASSMENT, Government, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, scandals, shameful, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	2541
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4789	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!