CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

arrogance, Controversies, Corruption, Country, CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment, criticism, culture, discrimination, EMBARRASSMENT, Government, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, scandals, shameful, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Crops Grown:	1595
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	143
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1866
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	New Chunks Explored:	777871
Void Gems Collected:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Love Letters Sent:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	324
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dimension Hops:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	190	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.