CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

arrogance, Controversies, Corruption, Country, CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment, criticism, culture, discrimination, EMBARRASSMENT, Government, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, scandals, shameful, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7951
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
New Chunks Explored:	971556	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Void Gems Collected:	34
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8638
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	4512
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Crops Grown:	6608

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Potions Brewed:	57
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	1780

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.