CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

arrogance, Controversies, Corruption, Country, CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment, criticism, culture, discrimination, EMBARRASSMENT, Government, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, scandals, shameful, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Runes Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ores Mined:	2924
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4943	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.