CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

arrogance, Controversies, Corruption, Country, CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment, criticism, culture, discrimination, EMBARRASSMENT, Government, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, scandals, shameful, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Void Gems Collected:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	291	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3793	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!