CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

arrogance, Controversies, Corruption, Country, CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment, criticism, culture, discrimination, EMBARRASSMENT, Government, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, scandals, shameful, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	972
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magic Items Found:	7753	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4279	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Mines Excavated:	4553
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	471860	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	64
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchantments Applied:	153
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1494
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6247
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!