CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

arrogance, Controversies, Corruption, Country, CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment, criticism, culture, discrimination, EMBARRASSMENT, Government, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, scandals, shameful, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4234	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Towns Built:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	299
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	630

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Items Found:	6564
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ores Mined:	2627
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mines Excavated:	2611
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	205427

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!