CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Lost Chunk Adventures

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OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3291
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4452	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PixelPleasures

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7205
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Enchantments Applied:	232
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	2872	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
New Chunks Explored:	824805	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2494

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	298
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magic Items Found:	6420
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Potions Brewed:	163
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blockheadz R Us

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	232
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1