CraftyParentz

Boundaries, caretaking, Communication, compassion, CraftyParentz, education, Empathy, family, friendship, guidance, hygiene, intervention, Mentorship, parenting, personal care, puberty, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Mines Excavated:	1696	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7430
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Animals Bred:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crops Grown:	5888	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Enchantments Applied:	252	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Potions Brewed:	99
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4065
Mines Excavated:	4782	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7115
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.