CraftyParentz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Farms Harvested:	704
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	249

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Farms Harvested:	528
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Enchantments Applied:	70
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6188	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Star Shards Collected:	284	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	3939

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Zombie Dances:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.