CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. These llamas have black belts in karate and are not to be messed with.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller”.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Need I say more?

4. We have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll dodge fireballs and ghasts while trying not to lose your lunch. It’s a thrill like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4941	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5054	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5725
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1404
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6000	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2482	Dragon Eggs Found:	5316
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	67
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Towns Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	979	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.