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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1511 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 399996 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7963 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!
So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!