CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Potions Brewed:	101
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Communitiy SMP server If you would like to join our community, please apply on our Discord >>> https://discord.gg/wazNpYthVD <<

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Aesir RPG Minecraft IP:play.aesirmc.com 1.18.2 Turkey’s best Faction RPG server Survival&Faction together + Track + Clan Wars, +220 Special Items RPG Inventory Warehouse System MMO Itemler Mana and Skill System 3D modeled Bosses and Creatures Pets and features according to Pets Open World Story Server

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Fire Crusades Discover the World & Feel the Magic! ===================================== DEDICATED SERVER ONLINE 24/7: Enjoy FC with quality-of-life plugins to improve your Minecraft adventures.We Support both Java and Bedrock players. Join our Discord https://discord.gg/khk9TEU Check out Our Website for Info and Rules https://firecrusades.com/ Join us on Fire Crusades Java Players! Java Version Server IP: play.firecrusades.com Bedrock Server Address: play.firecrusades.com Port: 25565

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5750	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

JonGames Minecraft 1.14.4 Server (1.9 – 1.18 clients supported) Peaceful Guilds with land claiming and Economy game-play in Survival mode (This is a Java server (IP: jongames.com) with Bedrock client support (IP: bedrock.jongames.com)) NEW Custom End dimension was released March 2022!!! Try the new mobs, items, biomes, and mechanics today! We Love Builds & Art: check the website for 3D photos and 3D models of some of the builds people have made on the server! You and your builds may be featured there too in the future! Absolutely Free – No donations & no VIP This server is an effort of passion and a hobby project. I have the resources to run it for years, so please stop by and take a look. Enjoy simple casual game-play with tight knit community that is totally free. Events are held frequently about once a week! You can also enjoy spending your free time with our minigames, we have SkyWars, spleef, parkours, a maze, a mob arena, a casino, elytra race, lighter arena, murder mystery, and we will most likely keep on adding more to the list! No Griefing. /howto 1 /howto 2 /howto 3 … /howto 7 to learn how to play denMS

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5734	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	5881
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Towns Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Towns Built:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

mc.lolSurvival 1.20.4 with SlimeFun Parkour & BedWarsSurvival 1.16.5 multiple types of Survival with plugins and vanilla. Minigames, Among US, BedWars, SkyWars. Parkour PVP Games, Practice, UHC RUN, EggWars, Factions and many many more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

This server is an exceptionally built, custom gamemode, that is constantly updating and expanding to meet the player’s wants and needs. The staff team are always listening to the community to help create a better society for the server.PrismForge is the #1 RPG Factions server with a custom coded PVP and another PVE MMORPG Gamemode. All of our gamemodes are completely custom coded by our development team. We offer an actual unique experience unlike many other servers.Factions: – RPG Factions – Giant well made warzone – 190+ Custom Items, 150+ Custom Enchantments – Ranked PvP Fights – Bosses, Envoys, KotH, FFA & more events

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

NEW STAFF NEEDEDA brand new feature packed server with a player run economy and a ton of exciting features! We have Jobs, Quests, Crates & MORE!We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features and commands with each rank and making yourself more powerful!Our features include: Jobs, Economy, Survival, PvE, PVP, Friendly Community, Active Staff, Voting Rewards (Crates)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mines Excavated:	3805	Void Gems Collected:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Star Shards Collected:	58
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.