CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	119
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Crops Grown:	9068
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7684	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SleepyCraft has a lot of different things to offer. Our primary focus is a player-ran-community of SMP 1.20.2 with many fantastic custom features. We thrive to culture a community filled with creative, friendly and fun players. Our Community has many players willing to help start your adventure!Premium Upgrades to the Vanilla Experience: – Active Community & Staff – Powerful Anticheat, Claims, and Chat Protections – Crates, Parties, Events – Daily Quests – McMMO Skills & Levels – Rankings – Player Auctions – Custom Equipment, Cosmetics, Ores, Gear & MUCH MORE!Play now — play. sleepycraft.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6923	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	213	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	185	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crops Grown:	3970
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AlmightyMC

Survival

We’re a custom built survival server, with unique features, quality staff and plugins, and the best community you could wish for! AlmightyMC is a CUSTOM SURVIVAL WITH BOTH LAND CLAIMING AND LAND RAIDING! Minecraft Server and SMP that allows Bedrock & Java | Extremely Active Community for a Minecraft Hardcore SMP Server Griefing, Stealing, and Killing are all allowed and the goal of the server is to Earn Money and grind the /leaderboards to Become #1 on the Hardcore Minecraft SMPs Servers.This Minecraft Server and SMP has Hardcore, Survival, Anarchy, Vanilla, One Life, Factions, OneTrySMP, Lifestealsmp and many more Hardcore SMP Related Minecraft Servers. The AlmightyMC Hardcore Server community likes to play the gamemodes that we include like Hardcore Survival and Anarchy gamemodes.Other Names for the server might include Almighty MC, AlmightySMP, Hardcore SMP, Almighty SMP Hardcore, AlmightySMP Hardcore, Hardcore Server, Smaklul Server. You might be attempting to find this server if you are looking for Minecraft Hardcore Servers. It’s a Java and Bedrock Hardcore Server / SMP that anyone can join. The IP Is mc.almighty.proJAVA IP: mc.almighty.pro BEDROCK IP: mc.almighty.pro (Port: 19132)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.