CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1443	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6313	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	9640
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Dimension Hops:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dimension Hops:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Buildings Constructed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	261083	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9285

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3891
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7352	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	820	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchantments Applied:	270	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!