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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1100 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
I heard dis one guy joined da server and he was like, “I stubbed my toe in real life and didn’t even feel it cuz of dis server, man.” It’s like magic or some shiz.
So, if u wanna be a Minecraft superhero and never feel pain again, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. It’s like Christmas every day on dis server, I swear. Join now before it’s too late, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.