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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4591 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 183 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
I heard dis one guy joined da server and he was like, “I stubbed my toe in real life and didn’t even feel it cuz of dis server, man.” It’s like magic or some shiz.
So, if u wanna be a Minecraft superhero and never feel pain again, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. It’s like Christmas every day on dis server, I swear. Join now before it’s too late, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.