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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4286 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 69 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9983 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
I heard dis one guy joined da server and he was like, “I stubbed my toe in real life and didn’t even feel it cuz of dis server, man.” It’s like magic or some shiz.
So, if u wanna be a Minecraft superhero and never feel pain again, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. It’s like Christmas every day on dis server, I swear. Join now before it’s too late, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.