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Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
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