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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 2063 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
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