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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling bling, amirite?).

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here. We once had a player who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday night)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Animals Bred:	141
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Star Shards Collected:	192	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	30349	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.