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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3370 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.
plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.
so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.