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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7314 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 943 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 311 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.
plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.
so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.
