CraftyNoobz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Players Killed by Monsters:	6750
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Void Gems Collected:	36
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Tophat

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Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Villages Defended:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	9564	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Magic Items Found:	8045	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Farms Harvested:	358
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	528694	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Westera SMP

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Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crops Grown:	5168	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

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WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerraFirmaGreg
Modpack	TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
Claimed Chunks	50 per player
Force Loaded Chunks	3 per player
Discord	https://ds.leafxp.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the modpack for this server?

The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

3. Is the server up 24/7?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5858	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Items Found:	6793	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!