CraftyNoobz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Zombie Dances:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2785	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crops Grown:	9005
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Farms Harvested:	931
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	4675	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Votes:	2239
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4705

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2540
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Towns Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8320
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Towns Built:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.