CraftyNoobz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	131	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Void Gems Collected:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Buildings Constructed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	3225

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	3535	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	886514
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Buildings Constructed:	44
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9513	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!