CraftyNoobs United

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Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5728	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Farms Harvested:	513
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchantments Applied:	97
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5077

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Farms Harvested:	724	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	500	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ores Mined:	4084	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.