CraftyNoobs United

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Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7914
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Towns Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Star Shards Collected:	247	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1580
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	26	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
New Chunks Explored:	680748	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Animals Bred:	71
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Star Shards Collected:	234
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Farms Harvested:	954	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Emeralds Found:	8053
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.