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Spycraft Minecraft Server

Bans, Communication, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital communication, encrypted messaging, FEARS, Government, internet, Messaging, Minecraft, national security, official use, political tensions, privacy, Russian spying, SECURITY, Server, Spycraft, Surveillance, Technology, telegram app, Ukraine

so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, all paranoid about Russian spies and stuff. we don’t mess around with no Telegram app here, ain’t nobody spying on us! join our server and be part of the epic battle against the Russian spies trying to infiltrate our blocky world. plus, we have the best potato farms this side of the digital universe. come join us and help protect our virtual borders from those sneaky Russians!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PolarBearPurgeCraft

animal control, animal encounter, Arctic, climate change, conservation, Endangered species, endangered wildlife, Environmental Protection, habitat loss, Iceland, law enforcement, nature conservation, polar bear, polar bear sighting, polar regions, PolarBearPurgeCraft, rare, Shooting, unexpected visitor, wildlife, wildlife management

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT POLAR BEARS THAT DO CRAZY SH*T LIKE SHOWING UP IN ICELAND AND GETTING SHOT BY POLICE. IF U WANNA SEE MORE WILD ANIMALS DOING DUMB STUFF, COME ON OVER. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. WHY WOULD U WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THIS INSANITY??? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, WHERE ANYTHING GOES AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Tire SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Pvp, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Prison, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Tire SMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. It’s crossplay so both Java and Bedrock clients can connect. The IP is tiresmp.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Towns Built:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Earth Steam Oil and Steel

Community, Create, Earth, Earth Map, Factions, Friendly, Geographic, Geopolitical, large map, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, nation, new, Oil, Roleplay, Server, smp, smp server, Steam, Steel, Survival, welcome

We are a new Minecraft modded geopolitical smp server! Our server offers a friendly community and a large earth map with a good amount of necessary mods and the ability to create your own nation! We welcome all, so what are you waiting for? We look forward to seeing you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where Pumpkins Rule and Medieval Villagers Drool in ATM9:TTS Modded Madness!

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PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Modpack	Server IP
	Prominence 2 [RPG] v2.6.0HF	pr2.pumpkraft.net
ATM9: to the Skies (Upcoming)	N/A	N/A
Medieval MC	Medeival MC	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server directly by using the provided server IP addresses.

2. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers features such as tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, staff online 24/7, and regular custom events.

3. How can I get more information or connect with other players?

Feel free to join our discord server: https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4500	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Jamaica Vibes Minecraft Server

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beaches, bob marley, caribbean, culture, Exploration, Food, History, Hospitality, island life, jamaica, local cuisine, Minecraft, Reggae, Relaxation, Resorts, Server, tourism, travel, Tropical, vacation, VIBES

Oh man, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server that’s basically a virtual Jamaica! Picture this: palm trees swaying in the breeze, reggae music blasting in the background, and players riding around on virtual beach cruisers. It’s like a tropical paradise in pixel form!

But that’s not even the best part. The server has a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for epic prizes. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold somewhere on the island – if you can find it, that is.

So why join this Minecraft server? Well, where else can you surf on lava waves, ride dolphins through the ocean, and battle zombie pirates all in one place? It’s like a vacation to Jamaica without ever leaving your computer screen. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun waiting for you on this server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4653	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crops Grown:	4060
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft SMP: > Creed: “Ain’t gonna be no rematch,…”

Aint, apollo, boxing, Champions, COMEBACK, creed, Defeat, determination, Fighting, Gonna, Minecraft, motivation, movie quotes, movie scenes, perseverance, REMATCH, Rivalry, Rocky, smp, sports, Stallion, Training, Underdog, Victory

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the battles are as intense as a Rocky vs Apollo rematch! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when someone will challenge you to a duel and yell “STALLION, WHERE’S MY REMATCH?!”

Our server is filled with crazy characters who will stop at nothing to claim victory, just like Apollo Creed demanding a rematch. So if you’re ready to test your skills against the toughest players in the Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion!

But beware, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline-pumping action and insane battles that will leave you shouting “Ain’t gonna be no rematch, ain’t gonna be no rematch!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DislikeAtFirst – Minecraft SMP

anticipated enjoyment, changed mind, Disappointment, DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, DislikeAtFirst, failed expectations, false expectations, initial excitement, let down, Minecraft, regretful experience, smp, surprising dislike, unanticipated disappointment, unanticipated dislike, unexpected aversion, unexpected disappointment, unexpected dislike, unexpected outcome, unexpected reaction, unexpected taste, unmet expectations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Mount, capable of flying you to the highest peaks of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Towns Built:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NoObsoProductsMC

anti-obsolescence products, durable goods, durable products, eco-conscious items, eco-friendly products, enduring products, lasting items, long-lasting items, long-term goods, non-disposable items, non-perishable goods., NoObsoProductsMC, planned obsolescence, products, Quality Goods, reliable products, sustainable goods, sustainable products, timeless items, timeless products

Are you tired of your Minecraft server breaking down every time you try to build a castle? Look no further! Our server is made with diamond-infused redstone that will never break or wear out, guaranteed for eternity! Join us and never worry about planned obsolescence ruining your gaming experience again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of invincible creepers who will protect your creations at all costs. So come on over and join the fun, where the only thing planned to last forever is the epicness of our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Towns Built:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

UkrainianPilotz Minecraft Server

advanced training, Air Force, Aviation, cross-border collaboration, Defense, fighter jets, fighter pilots, flight school, France, French jet training, International cooperation, military alliance, military aviation, military training, Minecraft, nato, pilot program, pilot training, Server, skilled pilots, Ukraine, Ukrainian pilots, UkrainianPilotz

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pilots have completed french jet training and are now ready to take to the skies in blocky planes! fly through the virtual world with your fellow pilots and conquer the skies with your mad skills. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest flying fantasies in minecraft? join now and soar to new heights!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockBlastin’ Beirut

Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastin, confirmation, Conflict, death, hezbollah, Hezbollah statement, international relations, Israeli airstrike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military leader, military official, political violence, regional tensions, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, top official

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than hezbollah vs israel! our top military officials are constantly getting taken out by insane airstrikes in beirut… but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some intense pvp action and see if u can survive longer than our top dude did! plus, we got the best loot and craziest builds u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

{Moderation team}, Ant Battle, anti cheat, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, Builders, cakes, Castle Battle, Cozy, cs go, Deathrun, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hosting, Hunger Games, invite a friend, login privileges, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, tea, technical support, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system, versions 1.8

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

No Coordinates, No Elytra, No Resets – Just Chaos and Fun on NoCoords Legacy 1.21 Semi-Anarchy!

Chaos, coordinates, ELYTRA, Fun, Legacy, Nocoords, Resets, semi anarchy, Semianarchy

IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance. Some modifications include disabled coordinates, disabled elytra, and more. The server has minimal rules to ensure a fun and safe experience for all players.

Basic Rules

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more details on the rules, refer to the server spawn.

FAQ

Q: Are coordinates completely disabled on the server?

A: Yes, coordinates are disabled to add a challenge to navigation in the game.

Q: Can I use elytra on the server?

A: No, elytra are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to maintain game balance.

Q: What happens if I use end crystals or bed explosions?

A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage to players or the environment on this server.

Q: Will I encounter phantoms while playing on this server?

A: Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.

Q: Is it possible to take void damage on the nether roof?

A: Yes, void damage is enabled on the nether roof to prevent exploits.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server rules?

A: You can find additional details on the rules at the server spawn location.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4250	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Potions Brewed:	115	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2