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Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	553	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	269

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Void Armor Forged:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
New Chunks Explored:	215081	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	112	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ShoeShareSisSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	3772	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	69174
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

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so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	172
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25