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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6458 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2119 |
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