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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2335 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 462 |
Animals Bred: | 131 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
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